Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Not Me Monday Day Late Dollar Short Edition

I did not not post NMM entries two weeks in a row.

I did not not make any New Year's resolutions this year.

I did not get treated to coffee and breakfast last week and not feel guilty about it.

I did not not get my Christmas decorations down yet.

We do not still have a reindeer in our front yard and when we turn on our porch light the Christmas lights on the house do not still turn on.

I did not rejoice when the kiddos went back to school last Monday.

I was not grossed out by a vulture that was plucking away at a dead possum in the middle of the road.

I did not contemplate skipping aerobics even after I was gifted the session and I really need to go.

I did not hid the chocolate jimmies from the kiddos because I did not want to share them.

I did not eat a Fruit Roll Up and actually enjoy it.

I did not send my husband to the grocery store so I could get to bed early and then complain about what he purchased.

I did not watch two LifeTime Movie Channel movies last Friday night.

And lastly, I did not almost forget that I have a meeting with a friend today and go volunteer at the kiddos' school instead!

It might be fun to go back to her NMM post and read some more! She started it, anyway.....

Friday, January 08, 2010


Both Kari and Noah know and use the proper names for their male and female body parts. Well, actually, Noah normally remembers his.....

The other night he was out in the living room getting dried off after his bath because I had to put some lotion on him. He was still undressed because he has really dry skin on his upper thighs, inside his legs on his upper thighs and below his butt. As I was rubbing the lotion on, I turn him so I could get his backside. I told him to cover himself up since he was facing Cody.

"Yeah, I do not want him to see my...you know."

Your what, Noah?

"My...what is it called? Zhu Zhu pet? (laughing) No, my....my...Chinese pee pee!"

Your what?

"No, wait. Mine is called a penis. Kari's is a China!"


Then he was getting dressed for school the other day and started dancing around in just his underwear.

"Look! I have on my bathing suit! It is what you wear, Momma! I am wearing a zuchinni!"

Gotta love that boy!

*Plus, he is just like his Daddy who loves to dance around in just his underwear!

**Now, don't get your underwear in a bunch! I am just kidding! He takes after me =)

***Also, just for the record I have never worn a bikini!


I am not sure how it started. I guess maybe it was a genuine illness at first. Then the teenager babysat a little late on a Saturday night. ...