Not Me Monday Day Late Dollar Short Edition

I did not not post NMM entries two weeks in a row.

I did not not make any New Year's resolutions this year.

I did not get treated to coffee and breakfast last week and not feel guilty about it.

I did not not get my Christmas decorations down yet.

We do not still have a reindeer in our front yard and when we turn on our porch light the Christmas lights on the house do not still turn on.

I did not rejoice when the kiddos went back to school last Monday.

I was not grossed out by a vulture that was plucking away at a dead possum in the middle of the road.

I did not contemplate skipping aerobics even after I was gifted the session and I really need to go.

I did not hid the chocolate jimmies from the kiddos because I did not want to share them.

I did not eat a Fruit Roll Up and actually enjoy it.

I did not send my husband to the grocery store so I could get to bed early and then complain about what he purchased.

I did not watch two LifeTime Movie Channel movies last Friday night.

And lastly, I did not almost forget that I have a meeting with a friend today and go volunteer at the kiddos' school instead!

It might be fun to go back to her NMM post and read some more! She started it, anyway.....