I was not up at 2 AM watching my 4 year old puke all over my bed.
I did not let my husband who has a weaker stomach than me clean up the bed and the 4 year old while I laid on the couch.
I did not wake up a few hours later with a terrible crick in my neck from falling asleep on the arm of the couch.
I did not sneak back to my bed with the hopes of getting a little more sleep before the daycare boy showed up for the day.
I was not thankful that the 4 year old ignored me at dinner when I told him to eat more of his food, so that when he threw up it was mostly strawberry shake and not very chunky.
I have not let my 4 year old run around in Pull-Ups all day because it has been easier to clean up his explosive diarrhea that way.
Nope, not me!
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