I did not ask my husband to say he had passed gas in the church office if someone came into the office when it was really me.
I did not stay in the bedroom watching Brothers and Sisters during Family Night because I had a headache and did not want to deal with the kiddos' loudness while they played the Wii.
I did not sneak out of the house Friday night under the guise of needing to take Rick to the bank and then get Frappucinos from Starbucks.
I did not eat two donuts for breakfast and not eat anything for lunch because I was still full.
I did not let the 6 year old wear flip flops to a party on Saturday and insist on painting her toe nails first.
I did not laugh hysterically when the 4 year old did his kung fu on a friend of Devin's and kicked him square in the groin.
I did not sleep in until 10 AM this morning and let Rick get up with the kiddos and go out to play in the snow with them since I hurt my back from sneezing yesterday.
What didn't you do??
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