Sunday, October 05, 2008

Not Me Monday 2nd Edition

This post is inspired by McK Mama

I did not allow my kiddos to eat a fortune cookie after they brushed their teeth

I did not have a huge booger on my finger the whole time we said nighttime prayers because I wiped my son's nose without using a kleenex while we were praying

I did not text my daughter during the message at church

I did not promise my husband sexual favors in exchange for his help in the kitchen

I did not post on my family blog that I promised my husband sexual favors in exchange for his help in the kitchen

I did not take my Spanx off in the van before we even left the parking lot of my cousin's reception last night because I could not stand wearing it any longer

And I most certainly did not feed my kiddos waffles for dinner the other night because I did not want to have to cook anything

Nope. Not me!

17 comments:

MckMama said...

Can't decide which is funnier, your #4 or your #5. They both pretty much have me in stitches:)

MckMama

Honey Mommy said...

You are hilarious!
Your honesty is definitely refreshing. :o)

Liz said...

You are too funny!!!
My hubby could only wish to be so lucky!!

Kelsey said...

First of all I did not just start to get angry at my computer for taking me back to my site and then realize that we have the same background...

I love your list! Don't worry, waffles for dinner aren't the worst thing you could give your kids.

Your husband doesn't read this blog by any chance does he? haha

Megan @ Hold it Up to the Light said...

I am working on being as honest as you...you are hilarious. (I have done ALL of those things, by the way....ALL of them!)

Love IT!!!

Jennifer said...

I love it! I'm rollin' right now about the sexual favors you did not promise! I've not promised a few of those myself!

ben and erin said...

now that is being brutally honest!!! but hey.. we have to do what works, right?! :-)

Weeksie50 said...

You are to stinkin funny!

Well I am guessing it would be off color to ask if he helped.. but I am sure we already know the answer to that..

Tabi said...

That is hysterical!! I bet that kitchen got cleaned really fast!!

Allmykids123 said...

Saw you on MckMama and had to stop in and read your Not Me's. I loved them!

Oh my gosh, the one about promising sexual favors is the best! I forgot to put that I DID NOT totally pretend to be asleep.. I mean really asleep when my husband tapped me on the shoulder last night. Hee hee..

Kameron said...

That is so funny. Maybe that tactic will work with my hubby!

heidi said...

LOL!!! I've NEVER promised sexual favors in return for something, either. That's trashy and cheap. Hmph.

:-)

Amie@HeartSmiles said...

now that is funny stuff.Do what you gotta do peeps!

:)
Amie
www.heart-smiles.blogspot.com

Candi said...

Thank you for the laugh! Good ones!

Beth at I Should Be Folding Laundry said...

OH MY GOSH, THIS IS HYSTERICAL!! I LOVE IT!!

Carrie said...

Now THAT's a great Not Me post!

Thanks for stopping by this week. :)

rachael said...

i have so never during church...nope, not me!

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