Monday, February 02, 2009

Not Me Monday 19th Edition

To make up for my lame post last week, this one with be chock full of Not Me bits. Grab a cup of coffee and enjoy....

I did not tell my 4 yr. old son he smelled like butt and needed a bath to hear him sing the following song in the bathtub.."My mom gave me a sponge and some soap and now I smell good instead of like butt!"

I did not allow my daughter to eat raw cookie dough for snack....twice.

I did not get frustrated when my mom sent cake mix to make cupcakes and the ingredients to make homemade icing with my daughter and then proceed to have a great time baking with her.

I did not say hell twice in a conversation I had with my close friend and pastor's wife.

I was not only relaying a story told to me by one of the elderly ladies in our church.

I was not thankful when the little boy I babysit mom's called to say he was not coming today, so I could sleep in.

I did not sleep in until 9:50 AM today even though my 4 yr. old was up at 8:30 AM.

I did not take my shoes off at church and serve in the nursery in just my socks.

I did not set aside $20 to get my haircut and then spend it on gas for the car and pizza for Friday's dinner.

I did not laugh really hard while my 4 yr. old played the Rayman's Raving Rabbids 2 game where you throw the paper balls at the teacher's back and then get hit in the head with a crayon if he catches you.

Nope not me!

Check out where the Not Me Monday carnival started - MckMama's blog - and check out my friend, Carlton's blog , too!


God's Man said...

I certainly did not use an even harsher word than hell in a conversation with my dear wife last night. It was not directed at her. It just came out. =)

Following Him said...

LOVE your not me Monday today :) I did not almost slip the word stupid with a 3 year old! Seriosly...I have more patience than that :)

JenReg said...

These are hilarious...especially the Raving Rabbids one...don't you feel awful when you "encourage" that behavior LOL!! Been there, done that!

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Following Him said...

I am not blogging at 11pm instead of sleeping...nope not me! Love your NMM today :)


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