Monday, February 02, 2009

Not Me Monday 19th Edition

To make up for my lame post last week, this one with be chock full of Not Me bits. Grab a cup of coffee and enjoy....

I did not tell my 4 yr. old son he smelled like butt and needed a bath to hear him sing the following song in the bathtub.."My mom gave me a sponge and some soap and now I smell good instead of like butt!"

I did not allow my daughter to eat raw cookie dough for snack....twice.

I did not get frustrated when my mom sent cake mix to make cupcakes and the ingredients to make homemade icing with my daughter and then proceed to have a great time baking with her.

I did not say hell twice in a conversation I had with my close friend and pastor's wife.

I was not only relaying a story told to me by one of the elderly ladies in our church.

I was not thankful when the little boy I babysit mom's called to say he was not coming today, so I could sleep in.

I did not sleep in until 9:50 AM today even though my 4 yr. old was up at 8:30 AM.

I did not take my shoes off at church and serve in the nursery in just my socks.

I did not set aside $20 to get my haircut and then spend it on gas for the car and pizza for Friday's dinner.

I did not laugh really hard while my 4 yr. old played the Rayman's Raving Rabbids 2 game where you throw the paper balls at the teacher's back and then get hit in the head with a crayon if he catches you.

Nope not me!

Check out where the Not Me Monday carnival started - MckMama's blog - and check out my friend, Carlton's blog , too!

4 comments:

Carlton Matthews said...

I certainly did not use an even harsher word than hell in a conversation with my dear wife last night. It was not directed at her. It just came out. =)

Elyse said...

LOVE your not me Monday today :) I did not almost slip the word stupid with a 3 year old! Seriosly...I have more patience than that :)
~Elyse~

Jennifer-Eighty MPH Mom said...

These are hilarious...especially the Raving Rabbids one...don't you feel awful when you "encourage" that behavior LOL!! Been there, done that!

Please check out my Not Me Monday:
http://eightymphmom.blogspot.com

Thanks!

Elyse said...

I am not blogging at 11pm instead of sleeping...nope not me! Love your NMM today :)
~Elyse~