I did not burn my tongue in hot caramel after I told my kiddos to be careful.
I did not repeatedly scrape caramel off the plate the caramel apples were cooling on nor did I scrape the caramel off my DH's apple, eat the caramel and then throw the apple in the trash.
I did not laugh out loud while watching Monsters VS. Aliens with the kiddos. I did not find B.O.B. hilarious.
I did not cry while watching Brothers and Sisters on hulu.com. I did not check Facebook during the Kevin and Scotty parts because I am a bit uncomfortable with men kissing other men.
I have not let the 7 year old wear orange and black Halloween themed ponytail holders with all of her outfits even though they do not match because I have been dying for her to let me put ponytails in her hair for 3+ years!
I did not contemplate, even for a minute, encouraging my DH take a web design job to design and maintain a porn site with live feed of nude girls because he has been out of work for 5 months and we could really use the money.
I did not use the phrase "Satan's a punk!" more times this weekend than my signature phrase "Seriously??"
I did not indulge in a alcoholic beverage on Saturday to feel like a grown up to only have it make me feel like an elderly person who eats dinner at 4 PM and falls asleep before finishing the meal.
I did not eat chicken fried steak for breakfast and lunch on Sunday.
I did not feed the 18 year old girl's breakfast to the dog on Saturday when she slept in instead of eating with the family.
I did not start keeping a journal for my NMM posts so I would not forget to post first thing in the morning, to forget to post until after lunchtime.
Check out MckMama's post since she is the original NMM poster. Also, you can check out his, her and her post even though they have not posted yet today.